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JUST FRED A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?' The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing :thumbs_up :) :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

You could alway upload this Pictures to a Photo album then cross reference them to this thread? Gust a thought?

Good one Michaelangelica, Generous lawyer A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" I stole this joke from; (I hope you liked it), Lawyer Jokes : Generous lawyer

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It would be a travesty to loose such a rare and Sensitive member of the lily family of plants (Trillium parviflorum Soukup) To a subdivision or strip mall. It is truly a shame that would close down lechtenberg park ["in-name-only NOW"] as I would personally like to witness & officially record as well, the boomings of the rare, status ranked, state Sensitive, small-flowered trillium, as I'm sure many others as well.

Keep up the Good work, Turtleson. :) :hihi:

Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. :) William Shakespeare

and then again we can go to this place.......... Those who wish they had Kids. :shrug: :doh: And those who wish they didn't. :eek: :naughty: :hihi:

those who think up there own, and those who play off someone Else. :naughty:

And those who just start a list. :naughty:

this one is Black Rain by the Outlaws And I've got think on yours ...........:)