Pyrotex Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Why don't we invent something we can attach to our tongues so people can french kiss and floss each other at the same time??? :shade: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted May 7, 2008 Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 Why don't we invent something we can attach to our tongues so people can french kiss and floss each other at the same time??? :shade: I'm working on that, it just requires you to split your tongue down about half way but after a little practice it should be easy...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Why do I suddenly find myself feeling sorry for a woman named Gwen? :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Why don't I know who Gwen is? :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Why do my feet hurt? Why do my feet smell? Do they have a nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Why do I suddenly find myself feeling sorry for a woman named Gwen? ;):( :eek: :doh: :) ;) When I told her about my idea for the "French Flosser" invention, she just went, "ewwwwwwwwwwww..." and backed away from me very carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Why doesn't Gwen return my calls? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Why doesn't Gwen return my calls? Why does pyro hang up on my calls? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Are you two the idjits who keep leaving the phone messages that say:"beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep..."??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Try deciphering with morse code :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 An answer can be presented that is also a new question, the question is, can a question be posed that is also an answer?Q: What question is it that has as its answer, itself? A: "What question is it that has as its answer, itself?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Q: What question is it that has as its answer, itself? A: "What question is it that has as its answer, itself?" A2: What does it see when it looks in the mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 What does the mirror see when it looks in itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 What does the mirror see when it looks in itself? What is existential pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Who sent the anthrax letters? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Are you accusing me? You sayin' I did it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 How does a French man hold his liqueur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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