Boerseun Posted April 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 How the hell are you meant to win a fight with a pen when the other guy has a sword?A very good question, in fact. Also, the pen is a pretty shoddy weapon when fighting a Third World Warlord in a country where the majority of the population is illiterate, but armed with swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Stupid Question Mommy, mommy, where do people get their names from?-Well, we name our babies after some important event that occurs either when they were conceived, or when they were born. Like your brother, Flying Eagle. An eagle flew directly over me when he was born. And your sister, Red Pine, was named after a lone pine tree lit by a beautiful sunrise.Thank you, mommy.-You're welcome, Broken Rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarTrekOmega Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 What is the speed of dark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 What is the speed of dark? c What is the speed of an unladen swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 c What is the speed of an unladen swallow? How did coconuts get to medieval Britain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 How did coconuts get to medieval Britain? Did you beat me to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? <...> What? Held under the dorsal guiding feathers? And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Did you beat me to it? Maybe a swallow carried it?;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Is my favorite color red? I mean... blue? :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Is my favorite color red? I mean... blue? :doh: Green, yellow, purple, orange? No! Wait! White, yeah white, cover all the bases! Yeah that's the ticket!:shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Is white a color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Is white a color? White light is the presence of all colors or wave lenths of light. So if something looks white it is reflecting all colors. Black on the other hand is something that absorbs all colors or wave lenths of light. When someone says what is your fav color cover all your bases and say white! :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted April 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Why are Staple Foods called "Staple Foods"? I bought a bag of rice the other day, and there was not a single staple anywhere in the bag to be found. Did I buy a faulty bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 No I stole it and replaced all the usefullless staples with little grains of glucose. Why do cats purr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Why do you care why a cat purrs????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Because it a parameter in my equation for the calculation of the mass of the higgs boson.. Why didnt they name it the Biggs Hoson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted April 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 No I stole it and replaced all the usefullless staples with little grains of glucose. Why do cats purr?Why did you steal my bag of rice? Are you evil, or hungry? And why did you remove my staples? Your cat purrs because I abducted it, killed it and skinned it, and pulled the skin over a robot that is designed to kill rice thieves. The purring you're hearing is the servo motors inside that expands and contracts the body to simulate breathing. Oh, and by the way, your cat went well with Chianté. You damn staple food thief, you. :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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