Boerseun Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 How long can we keep a thread about nothing alive? ...this long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 ...no, THIS long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Nothing is longer than that... now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Until now, I've added nothing to this thread. Now, I'm adding nothing to this thread.....again. :D “If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.”~Alan Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 nullity knows no conscience. ~ r. theloniuous george Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I can't think of nothing to add to this thread.In fact, I can't even think of nothing, period.Wait!I thought of nothing!No... it was just a senior moment. Where was I...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 bids for Potato Heart close next sunday. nothing under $433.00 US dollars accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Did anybody see you come in?-- No. The building appears empty.Okay, I'll reset the security systems now. There. Do you have it?-- I have nothing.Excellent! Is it safe? Is it hidden?-- You seem a little tense.Of course I am! There's nothing to worry about!-- Yes, you're right about that. Is it safe to bring it out now?I think so. Where is it? Are you wearing nothing under your clothes?-- Exactly. Who would expect that?Good thinking. What safety gear will we need?-- Nothing needs a good pair of lead gloves. And tongs.Okay, I got those. Where is it hidden?-- I've got nothing in my bra. The left cup.Okay. I assume that the gloves are for handling nothing?-- Yes. And tongs for the mammaries.Right. Wouldn't want you to keep a breast of nothing.-- Be careful now!I've got it... and I'll put it... over here!-- You're obviously very practised with those. You use them often?Tongs, a lot.-- Well, let me button up now. How do you feel?-- Better, now that I've gotten nothing off my chest.Great! How much nothing did you bring?-- Twelve point six megananoos.Great Caesar's ghost! That's a lot of nothing!-- We need a lot! Is there nothing in the projector now?Yes, loaded and locked. And the projector is... ON. Heater activated.-- Notemp is up to 140 Nelvins and holding.Electron noplasma is engaged.-- Nurrent is at one thousand meganamps and holding.I'll go open the window.-- There's a half Moon tonight. I hope nothing goes right.I'm sure it will. Now point the projector at the Moon!-- Gosh, I'm so nervous! What if nothing calms my nerves?I'm with you, sweetheart! I won't let nothing happen to you.-- Okay, the projector is pointed at the Moon and armed!Almost ready... interocitor is coming up on 5 giganegatrons per millinecond.-- Give me a count-down!4... 3... 2... 1... ZERO!-- Oh! My! GOD!Jeez! Us! I've never seen nothing like that!-- Wow! Did you see nothing like I did?I sure as hell did, sweetheart! I've got the readouts here...-- Tell me! Tell me! Nothing happened over nearly half of Mare Tranquillitatis!!-- Well it's obvious! Look! There's nothing left!The test is a total success. Now, the next phase...-- Shall we call now? I have the number!Yes. Make the call. We have changed the course of History!-- Yes my beloved! We have absolute power over the entire planet!Of course! The only danger is... nothing can stop us!-- But we only have nothing, and we're prepared to use it!Excellent!-- I've got him! He's on the phone!Mister President, this is Count vorNothing! I have the world's only operational neganull projector! You will place ten billion billion billion... uh... billion Italian Lira in a secret Swiss bank account by noon tomorrow ... or ...Nothing will happen in Washington DC ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Bwahahahahahaha... PREV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 bids for Potato Heart close next sunday. nothing under $433.00 US dollars accepted. ...Sure, Turtle.I'll give you nothing for it. Nothing is certainly under $433.I'm just afraid somebody will underbid me. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Sure, Turtle.I'll give you nothing for it. Nothing is certainly under $433.I'm just afraid somebody will underbid me. :shrug: sorry; too late. nothing left to bid on. i ate the tator. :phones: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 ...nothing left to bid on... Nothing left to bid on WHAT? And what did it bid? I think I could find nothing on Ebay a lot cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcreation Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I think I could find nothing on Ebay a lot cheaper. I found this on eBay: $0.00 dollar bills, yup 0, nada, nothing ! The bid is up to US $7.95. With these bills you can buy nothing. CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 -- Okay, the projector is pointed at the Moon and armed!Almost ready... interocitor is coming up on 5 giganegatrons per millinecond.-- Give me a count-down!4... 3... 2... 1... ZERO!-- Oh! My! GOD!Jeez! Us! I've never seen nothing like that!-- Wow! Did you see nothing like I did?I sure as hell did, sweetheart! I've got the readouts here...-- Tell me! Tell me! Nothing happened over nearly half of Mare Tranquillitatis!!-- Well it's obvious! Look! There's nothing left!The test is a total success. Now, the next phase... Nothing can travel faster than light! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belovelife Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 i have nothing to add? + ? = ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcreation Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 "Christ’s redeeming sacrifice has the power to forgive even the gravest of sins, and to bring forth good from even the most terrible evil. At the same time, God’s justice summons us to give an account of our actions and to conceal nothing."(Pope Benedict XVI) :naughty: Nothing should never be concealed. CC Buffy and DougF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 nothingNOTHING YOU CAN BELIEVE IN We believe in nothing, and we think you should too. We have our workers doing nothing around the clock, finding new ways to package nothing, new problems to confront (in our big 32 page manual which is offered free with every purchase), or doing literally nothing just to waste time. Right now we are drastically understaffed, but we aren't in a hurry because we want to make sure we get nothing right. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Pyro made me do it: time /forums/images/smilies/banana_sign.gif Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines, ;)Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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