Brinnie Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Hi, lolz! ;) I post on this one forum and stuff. And liek, to them, I post a lot, but it's really not a lot to me. And they're always liek: "Brinnie, you have too much time on your hands..." when in reality, I just post really fast... Like 50 posts an hour. And I even do it from work. And so liek, I need a formula to display to them that displays the equation of a postwhore through space and time, or whatever. I hope I came to the right place!! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C1ay Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Hi, lolz! ;) I post on this one forum and stuff. And liek, to them, I post a lot, but it's really not a lot to me. And they're always liek: "Brinnie, you have too much time on your hands..." when in reality, I just post really fast... Like 50 posts an hour. And I even do it from work. And so liek, I need a formula to display to them that displays the equation of a postwhore through space and time, or whatever. I hope I came to the right place!! ;)Welcome to Hypography Brinnie. I don't know if you'll get any serious type math respones on this one as it's really not a math problem per se. As such I'm going to move this to the water cooler for general discussion to see if someone will offer some clever creation for you ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Uh, I think this might be postwhorespam. You might want to check out the website link she's got.... In any case it might be more appropriate in strange claims than in watercooler.... Cheers,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormod Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Good catch, Buffy. But probably not spam - Brinnie might be a member of postwhores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Oh apparently! You never can tell with bees though. Well, welcome Brinnie! I'll think about your problem a bit and post if I think of anything! Cheers,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 n + 1 = posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 Shouldn't that be:f(posts) = posts + 1? Cheers,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 27, 2005 Report Share Posted April 27, 2005 ___My bad; you are correct. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 hey, if f(posts)=posts+1 then the instantaneous rate of change in posts at any one post is equal to one post a post ;) (derivatives are so much fun ;)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 ___Making you the first to post a post a post. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 ___Now that I think about it, I have a post thought on the topic. This makes me the first post post a post a post. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C1ay Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Should space and time be treated as seperate functions, f(posts) and g(posts), a function of a function f(g(posts)) or just a single unified function f(posts)? IOW, are we talking space and time or spacetime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 I think space and time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Good catch, Buffy. But probably not spam - Brinnie might be a member of postwhores.Tormod, So what is a recovering postwhore a member of ? PA (Postwhores Anonymous)! :xx: maddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Brinnie, the could be your formula ... Posting Counting Function--------------------------------- PCF(posts) = R(posts) * e^(2*pi*k*t + w*x) where k = keypress rate, w = posting delivery time (measure of downlink speed), x = travel distance to internet cloud, R(posts) = (posts / hr) ((work hrs wasted / work hrs usefull) hrs worked + misc hrs posting while !working) This is presuming that Brinnie is not working while in motion (fixed in a building). Otherwise SR wouldhave to be brought and there would be a relativistic term to calculate how many posts. :xx: maddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 PCF(posts) = R(posts) * e^(2*pi*k*t + w*x)Hey maddog: you need to catch up on the Math forums: pi has been defrocked cuz its not sacrosanct. You need to say which approximation of pi it is or it will require too many decimal places to represent the postwhorecount which would be irrational, or something. :xx: Not-a-whore-but-have-been-called-one,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 That's true... I think... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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