Boerseun Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 She was a single mom, a hooker wannabeDreaming of beauty that would open men's walletsI played my role as a poor traveling salesmanAnd she played the teenaged farmer's daughterA teenaged farmer's daughter, yours was?Interesting, although farming's sometimes foulMine was a nimphomaniac alien from outer spaceand I showed her the meaning of the term 'wormhole' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racoon Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I nailed this hot chickShe ordered "Come Here Mister!" We had Lots of Fun and Love,So What if she's my Sister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I nailed this hot chickShe ordered "Come Here Mister!" We had Lots of Fun and Love,So What if she's my Sister?Circumcising Racoonwas the funniest thing I saw!I just walked upand kicked his sister in the jaw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Circumcising Racoonwas the funniest thing I saw!I just walked upand kicked his sister in the jaw!Incest is great, even Noah did it!It's the best way to learn how to screw and blow.Incest has been called by many bad names,But it's just "sibling revelry", you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loricybin Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 splitting.inconsistanciesin.constant.rhythmrandom.to.all.who.cannot.feel.itinside.of.them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 liarliarpants onfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 I imagine that being a duckis a lifestyle that really must suckyou chase down the hens and with luckyou'll catch them and then probably quack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 "i pack my suitcase,and throw itaway" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 when the president talks to goddoes he ever think that maybe he's not?that the voice is just inside his headwhen he kneels next to the presidential bedDOES HE EVER SMELL HIS OWN BULLSHIT? i doubt it.:doh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loricybin Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 quiet dribbling softspeaktalk with lips across my chestclicking sounds (like flicking oatmeal)as if to say "rest well tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 so many words so many wordsso manyand still no meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Just a little piece of paper on my tongueand half an hour laterMy muscles so tense, I cannot control themI look retarded! The ocean sounds metallic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 muscular dystrophyoccurs when the buzzingman's nervous systemson blue fire, red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 I wantto not thinki need this money**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 we live among moronsof this i am suremy evidence is this:un-intelligent design, and science-fiction-tology! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racoon Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Morons and fools,Buffoons and tards, Idiots and NimrodsMy warmest regards. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 runnin round the clockin my new suade shoes,flippin saturns ringslike cut onions, throwing peace signs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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