I Am

[Racoon]

I am lucid dreaming

 

I am Velveta on whole grain

 

I am seriously

 

I am enzymatic factors

 

I am already

 

I am strange number

 

I am spelling bee winner

 

I am Little Ball of Hate

 

I am bursting with skat

 

I am posting this and you are reading it

 

I am Transcedental Statehood

 

I am Kilroy

 

I am flirting with her

 

I am driving the speed limit

 

I am Microwaveable without my metal lid

 

I am taking up all this space on thread

 

I am a No-good Son of a B^t*h

 

I am birdman

 

I am knocking up your sister

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

[Queso]

I am upset that I had to leave....

 

I am going to find my own way to trip.

 

I am smolderding thru your absent peace signs

Missing the conrad that shifts himself to sleep

ON THE OTHER SIDE

of the door.

You know, out there I always hear a female voice talking into the heater when I'm in here trying to sleep, or meditate, or masturbate (NOTE: Orbsycli in no way wanted to offend anybody with this notion. It is self pleasure. I am guilty, and honest. KA BLAM, get it? Got it? Good.)

And john heard her just an hour ago.

:Glasses:

All these words melt just fine, thanks.

[Racoon]

I am lucid dreaming

 

I am Velveta on whole grain

 

I am seriously

 

I am enzymatic factors

 

I am already

 

I am strange number

 

I am spelling bee winner

 

I am Little Ball of Hate

 

I am bursting with skat

 

I am posting this and you are reading it

 

I am Transcedental Statehood

 

I am Kilroy

 

I am flirting with her

 

I am driving the speed limit

 

I am Microwaveable without my metal lid

 

I am taking up all this space on thread

 

I am a No-good Son of a B^t*h

 

I am birdman

 

I am knocking up your sister

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

 

 

I am Quoting myself

 

:lol:

[Queso]

I am Quoting myself

 

:Glasses:

 

I am quoting my catastrophe

[Racoon]

I am the fizz in soda

 

I am typing

 

I am breathing air

 

I am rambling like a loon

 

I am not the father of that lady's kid

 

I am changing my underwear tomorrow

 

I am low in sodium

 

I am mentally challenged

 

I am wishing on a star

 

I am full of sh*t

 

I am sending out signs that I'm in need of attention.

 

I am laughing with myself

 

I am contemplating what is occuring in the world at the same moment I am writing this.

 

I am a TurkeyClub with Swiss,tomato,and lettuce

 

I am .............Me!

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

[Loricybin]

I am found mysLef.

 

yes, sLef.

 

that is not a typo.

OYU aer @ tie poh

[Racoon]

I am binary code

 

I am re-routing

 

I am tapping data-bases

 

I am internet porn

 

I am hacking pcs

 

I am spreading spam viruses

 

I am all possible outcomes..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................:Glasses: :phones:

[Racoon]

I am a good little boy

 

I am student of the month back in 5th grade

 

I am severely detoured on the path of life

 

I am enriched with Calcium

 

I am looking at old recipes

 

I am running out of I am ideas

 

I am a gas pump jockey

 

I am panhandeling for change

 

I am Kool-Aid Man

 

I am plumb retarded

 

I am running for the last gulps in the keg

 

I am inertly active.........

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

[Queso]

i am inherited

i mean

i am influenced

by my disasterous

i am the programmer

of this mutt

i am russel

i am Cornelius, Water

I am gong vib

I am downtown

they are barking

I am

[Queso]

i am perceiving things in the strangest ways right now, seriously.

[Racoon]

I am Pork and Beans

 

I am Bottle of toxin that will unclog your drains and run into waterways

 

I am seriously disturbed

 

I am having visions of grandeur

 

I am restrained by the cops

 

I am resisting arrest

 

I am a sock with a can of Jack Mackeral in it

 

I am sluffed off skin cells

 

I am Frickin' Whatever

 

I am stepping like an elephant

 

I am shadow boxing

 

I am dehydrated

 

I am big lump of moldable clay

 

I am Fozzy Bear the Muppet

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

[Queso]

i am the last burger

[Racoon]

I am open till midnight

 

I am boobs fan

 

I am a regular normal person

 

I am chronically coughing

 

I am 20 minutes past 4 O'clock

 

I am sweet and sour chicken bucket

 

I am stain resistant

 

I am made in the Phillipines

 

I am dead already inside

 

I am Astral Projecting

 

I am looking forward to it

 

I am food stamp card

 

I am infected with joy

 

I am sleazy cocktail waitress in Biker bar

 

I am drooling on my pillow

 

I am hitting my alarm clock with a baseball bat

 

 

:Glasses: :hyper: :phones:

[Loricybin]

I am a dragon swooping across towns in japan and breathing fire.

 

their streets are lined with paper cubes on strings with hearts made of candles.

 

it is ancient times of course.

 

and temples gawk.

[Drip Curl Magic]

I am bored.

 

Patterson is bored.

 

I am in a bored community of fighters.

 

I am a lover.

 

I am peace.

 

I am a hippie

 

I am in hippie hell.

 

I am not tranquil.

 

I am not tranquil without the help of massive quantities of chemicals.

 

I am in desperate need of chemicals.

 

Taurine and caffeine will do, I suppose.

 

I am supposing.

 

I am typing.

 

I am bored.

 

I am still.... bored.

[Racoon]

I am cell division

 

" I am not guilty your honor "

 

I am a dumpster full of garbage

 

I am your next power outage

 

I am that fishy smell

 

I am monster truck

 

I am cupids arrow

 

I am innocent until proven guilty

 

I am not to be held resposible if I dont get my Medication!!

 

:Glasses: :phones:

[Queso]

that's horrible to say, dude

Just look into your mind.

Want, not need.