Turtle Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Nothing is mutually exclusive. - Roger T. George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 “He that is good with a hammer tends to think everything is a nail.” -or-"When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail." - Abraham Maslow “You need a bigger hammer.” - My Grandfather “I don’t think Maslow used a hammer very much.” - me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Space is natures way of stopping everything from happening in the same place (variation of post 169)-unknown(cant remember) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 If a person comes to my house with ill-intent, they may expect to find me armed and suspicious; however if a person comes to my house with good-intent, they may expect to find me armed and suspicious. - Roger Thelonious George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damocles Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 I love this guy! I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they dont know Im using blanks. - Jack Handey On the other hand, we have different fingers. - Jack Handey Why can't the ant and the caterpillar just get along? One eats grass, the other eats Caterpillars... Oh, I see now. - Jack Handey Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. - Jack Handey When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. - Jack Handey Why do bunches of people run from a shark when they see one, if there is a bunch of people, and one of that shark, wouldn't it be easy to just attack him and kick his ***? - Jack Handey As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. - Jack Handey I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and_Superman away. - Jack Handey Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet. - Jack Handey If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out. - Jack Handey When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English." - Jack Handey Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet. Best wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 LMAO! :hyper: :hihi: :) :) ;) :) :) One time just for fun, I took a shark with a knife in its head sticking a note on that said "You" to Jack Handey's door & rang the bell & ran away & when I get my parole I'm going to stop by again to ask Jack "How funny was that?". :) -Roger Thelonious George IrishEyes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 One time just for fun, I took a shark with a knife in its head sticking a note on that said "You" to Jack Handey's door & rang the bell & ran away & when I get my parole I'm going to stop by again to ask Jack "How funny was that?". :hyper: -Roger Thelonious GeorgeROTFLMAO!!! Turtle, you're twisted. And I just LOVE you for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 "God does not play dice." – Albert Einstein"Einstein, don't tell God what to do." – Niels Bohr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 "God does not play dice." – Albert Einstein"Einstein, don't tell God what to do." – Niels Bohr Probability is a crap shoot not fit for a dog. - Roger Thelonious GeorgePS: Niels, don't tell Einstein what to do. :hyper: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 A road to happiness is never paved.- Roger Thelonious George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Every time I partner up with Gabriel to hunt power, I end up taking point. I may be a fool, but I'm no coward. - Roger Thelonious George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 It is sad that fools are so selfconfident and the clever ones are so full of doubt-B. Russell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 It is sad that fools are so selfconfident and the clever ones are so full of doubt-B. Russell=?=...The best lack all conviction, while the worstAre full of passionate intensity....-William Butler Yeats, "The Second Coming" (1921) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damocles Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 hiccup. ABORIGINES, n. Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize. Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 I do not think much of a man who does not know more today than he did yesterday.-Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 A genius is a rifle shot; fast,long, & compact, while a savant is a shotgun blast; slow, short, & disbursed. Either is capable of taking large game, but only one has to get in close first. - Roger Thelonious George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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