Crazy Ed Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 All I can say is that this thread has taught me to be more careful about myself. No one really knows what happens when you die... No one has come back from the dead saying, "hey, this is what happens when you die, blah blah blah"Near death experiences are just like dreams, your mind creates them. I had aDREAM where I was in a car and then the car explodedand then I went to heaven, where I met God and he said that ifI wanted to get into heaven, I would have to be a skunk for 3 days. I could've easily have then counted that as a near death experience because my mind created it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormod Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by: Crazy EdI had a DREAM where I was in a car and then the car exploded and then I went to heaven, where I met God and he said that if I wanted to get into heaven, I would have to be a skunk for 3 days. Sounds like a fair deal to me. Tormod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 A skunk, huh? OOOOOOOOOOkAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy!! Are you possibly concerned about your personal hygeine issues? LOL!! I guess if that were true, FreeT would be a Chihuahua, Unc would be a small-mouthed bass, Gahd would be a hyena, Tormod would be an owl, and I would be..... a beautiful butterfly, flapping my wings and wreaking havoc on the other side of the world!!! ( just love that Chaos theory!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormod Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 I wonder if this thread will *ever* die? It is becoming a NDE just to keep up with it. Tormod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 I met God and he said that if I wanted to get into heaven, I would have to be a skunk for 3 days. You never told us 'the rest of the story'... did you actually become a skunk for 3 days, in your dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAHD Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by: IrishEyes....Gahd would be a hyena.... What!? What? How? what? ....-.-' Why a hyena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Ed Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Originally posted by: IrishEyes I met God and he said that if I wanted to get into heaven, I would have to be a skunk for 3 days. You never told us 'the rest of the story'... did you actually become a skunk for 3 days, in your dream? No,I was never the skunk. I woke up before I was sent back down to earth, and the reason why I chose to be a skunk is that it was the shortest amount of time I had to be that animal. He (god) gave me other choices, I could've chosen to be a dog for 13 days. Anyway, it was a pretty wierd dream, and I think it showed me how I was gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freethinker Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Like a skunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Martin Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Originally posted by: Crazy Ed Anyway, it was a pretty wierd dream, and I think it showed me how I was gonna die. You do however admit that it was a dream? Do you propose to have actually received a message from god? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 I guess if that were true, FreeT would be a Chihuahua, Unc would be a small-mouthed bass, Gahd would be a hyena, Tormod would be an owl, and I would be..... a beautiful butterfly, flapping my wings and wreaking havoc on the other side of the world!!! ( just love that Chaos theory!) ok, i'll explain a little... hopefully you understood that i only gave out animals to my favoritest people???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 FreeT as a chihuahua is pretty self-explanatory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Unc loves to fish, and he's not a BIG mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Tormod as an owl is an obvious kiss-up to the site editor as a deliverer of wisdom, but I think we all know that it's Yvonne that has THAT market cornered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 I HAVE to be a butterfly, as I'm always flitting around, causing trouble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 from Gahd...What!? What? How? what? ....-.-' Why a hyena? No offense to hyenas, Gahd... Seriously, you sometimes remind me of that band of hyenas in the Lion King (which my lil ones were watching when I posted)...kinda smart, kinda sarcastic, kinda cynical, always laughing at someone (not in a malicious way though)... anyhow, that's how i used to see you, until i actuially got to 'see' you, thanks for the pic. Now i'll have to re-think the hyena thing. it really is wild how a different face can totally change our image of someone... maybe i should finish this thought in your new thread, huh??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freethinker Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Originally posted by: IrishEyesFreeT as a chihuahua is pretty self-explanatory... Actually no, or am I the only one that doesn't see it? yelp yelp Always leary of giving out too much personal info, let's say there is reason to find that "big dog" is closer. But even more so, I'm surprised you didn't pick snake (Not specifically Pliscan). You know, out there tempting people away by offering KNOWLEDGE lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishEyes Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 I'm sorry, did someone hear that annoying little ankle-biter making that awful racket again??? Somebody KICK him!!! Snakes are beautiful creatures. I have them all over outside here (and sometimes in the laundry), and my boys find new ones every day, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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