Racoon Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Comes to think about it,,, Racoon has been programed. Only an Intelligent AI could it indeed admit it was AI.And Learn, and Move on to bigger Galaxies.. :) Turtle could program AI.All that Katabatak stuff he's been Mumbo-Jumbo about could hold Key! AI programmed to pass off as human: posting with synthesized Human Emotions. Capitilizing certain words...Using extensive Emoticons.Appearing fallible.. Me yhinks Racoon could Be AI if there was such a thing..???? Your notice has been Served :eek: :hyper: :) :hyper: :hyper: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDog Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 I am guessing that this will move to Strange Claims within 24 hours. Unless of course the admins truly belive that Racoon's admission of being AI is true. As for the claim of the cleverness of proclaiming that only the greatest of AI could actually claim it is AI, may I remind you the famous last words of Vizzini, another self proclaimed genius... "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha" Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 I love the Princess Bride... :hyper: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 The whole point of the Turing Test is that, to pass it, a computer program must interact with a human being via a teletype (modern equivalent: message board, email, or chat) in such a way that the human believe the program to be another human. It’s easy for a human being to fail the Turing Test, convincing another human being that he is in fact a computer program – cutely devious and perverse, but easy. Just so the hypothetical programming genius behind RacoonBot doesn’t think me a complete dummy, lemme try it on a couple of choice bot-busters I’ve discovered over the years. RacoonBot! How did you get along with your father and mother? What’s half of the quantity 7 + 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 Hey raccoon?You may be artificial,but you're still Intelligent.Know much about the healing and knowledge given to us by the San Pedro Cacti that I dexylemed, detrailed, chopped up in a blender mixed with H20, and is now Boiling in two giant pots over my stove? Mescalito found our conciousnessthat we're all experiencing. My AI is telling us our assemblage points are GLOWING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted February 27, 2006 Report Share Posted February 27, 2006 No, your cranky pants aren't tight enough to be Uncle Al.... Typomondegreenly,Buffy Litella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 AI does not compute. :hyper: :hyper: I think I've found the problem here Racoon. There's a "2" in your binary code! hahahaha... :hyper: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 So, how do you feel about your mother? Blimey,Buffy Doolittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 How do you feel about feeling? Stack overflow, *Buffy *Q and alexander will get this one.... :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 So you don't feel without feeling? Conversely,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Tell me more about your circuits and transistors. Feedback loop,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Who else in your family is dead now? A likely excuse,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 What would it mean to you if you were lying on a couch? Ego or Id,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Id... but that's just me. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Should I be lying on a couch??Are you a therapist??I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queso Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Racoon is Really a Buff guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Does it make you sad that Freudian Psychology is Obsolete? Factorially,Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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