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In your educated guessed of an opinion how many baby jesus's are being born on lawns?  

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  1. 1. In your educated guessed of an opinion how many baby jesus's are being born on lawns?

    • 100
      0
    • 1,000
      0
    • 10,000
      0
    • 100,000
      2
    • 1,000,000
      6
    • 10,000,000
      9
    • 100,000,000
      3
    • 1,000,000,000
      2
    • None
      4


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i can not wait until i have a house of my own!!

 

i can set up whatever i want, wherever i want it.

birds will fly by and wonder if their old shaman lives there

dogs will come flocking! yes, they will smell it for miles.

and the muskrats will remain musked,

while cats have other things on their mind

strange fluids, lucidity

do they await?

no! come right in! join my artsy mess!

oh! the colors of the house

psychedelic, but not too much.

 

and the day that i break the city codes

is the day i burn my house down for insurance

buy a boat

sail the seas

find an island

relieve myself without clothing, wiping with leaves

and pass out in the sand

 

now, you see

if scarabs existed like they did in the HIT SUMMER FLICK THE MUMMY

and they went under my skin

but took it to the next level

and reprogrammed me to think i was santa clause

man

THEN SANTA WOULD ACTUALLY EXIST

'cause it would be me

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