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___Is it OK to write Mike & say Eric referred us? ;) Then we can work from the inside. :shrug:

 

Dear Mike,

Eric Raymond referred to you offering jobs to unemployable folks & even though I am not allowed to work, it is no more a paradox than yours. I am slow & do poor work, while entertaining megalomania, paranoia, & bad moods accompanied by bouts of isolating, heavy drinking & smoking. I swear uneccessarily, have a regular habit of unreliability, enjoy mental illness & walks on the beach. In short, I fit right in with Microsoft & the job you didn't intend to offer which I didn't intend to take.

Thanks for your time & consideration,

Mr. Turtle

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Please write an email and ask Eric for referrel, please, that would be so extremely hilarious and i would bet that Eric would have absolutely no problems giving you the contact details and such, no really, not a joke, please do it, and i shall crown you the funniest person of the month :shrug:

 

Erics email is [email protected]

 

if you decide to go on, which i really hope you do, please keep us updated, this would be the joke of the month!

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Dear Mike,

Eric Raymond referred me to you, as you were offering jobs to unemployable folks & even though I am not allowed to work at "normal" jobs as I am a repeat sex offender, it is no more a paradox than yours. I am slow & do poor work, while entertaining megalomania, paranoia, & bad moods accompanied by bouts of isolationism, heavy drinking & smoking. I swear uneccessarily, have a regular habit of unreliability, enjoy mental illness & walks on the beach. In short, I fit right in with Microsoft & the job you didn't intend to offer which I didn't intend to take.

 

Thanks for your time & consideration,

Mr. Baldwin

My edited version ;). Let me know if I should add or remove from it before it's sent :shrug:.

 

Like if it should be "Dear Eric..."

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:lol: Will do :hihi:.

 

...So you did put "Thanks, Turtle George/Mr. George/Mr. Turtle George/ etc" right? Meaning I can actually sign my name without him thinking I'm just being an annoying little wise *** (he'll just think I'm being a wise *** :lol:) ?

 

___I sent it just as in the above post; signed "Thanks for your time & consideration,

Mr. Turtle". I hope he views me as an entertaining little wise a**. Worse case, he takes vengence on me by messing with this machine (it's not even mine Mike!); best case, he shares my letter with Bill & they really offer me a job! :lol:

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