Lancaster Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 If this is inappropriate for this forum, please move it. I work at a supermarket called Publix as a bagger. After bagging the customer's groceries, we say "have a nice day, ma'am/sir." I had an idea when one of my fellow baggers said "have a super-duper day, sir," to a customer. Why not say the most ridiculous adjectives possible? I did for the rest of the day, using "have an explosive day!" and "have an absurd day!" Unfortunately, I quickly ran out of adjectives. Here's what I need from you guys: an enormous list of crazy adjectives I can use. I plan on printing out the list and using each and every one. The words cannot contain profanity or be offensive, and have to be something I can get away with. Thanks! Quote
Fatstep Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 Ok, edited. I'll try to think of some this time. Quote
Lancaster Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Posted February 12, 2007 OH MY GOODNESS. I don't what just random adjectives. I want funny ones. Please delete that post and be creative next time. Quote
Turtle Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 OH MY GOODNESS. I don't what just random adjectives. I want funny ones. Please delete that post and be creative next time. At the very least Fatstep, put Quote tags around the list so the page length is truncated. Oh, and have an impeccable day. :D PS You may have to cluck like a chicken to make 'impeccable' funny. :) Quote
infamous Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 While bagging up their produce, you might say: "Have a peachy good day mam/sir" .........................Infy Quote
InfiniteNow Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 Wonderfulamazingcheerfulenjoyable You can also change the words themselves... instead of "Have a BLANK day," Say, I hope you enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Or, May the rest of your day only show improvement... that sort of thing. Tips to baggers/sackers are best when they are sincere in their comments to the customer. :) Quote
Lancaster Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Posted February 12, 2007 Wonderfulamazingcheerfulenjoyable You can also change the words themselves... instead of "Have a BLANK day," Say, I hope you enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Or, May the rest of your day only show improvement... that sort of thing. Tips to baggers/sackers are best when they are sincere in their comments to the customer. :) But what I really want are completely absurd words. Words with ambiguous definitions, so that I won't be challenged with a "what?!" Quote
InfiniteNow Posted February 12, 2007 Report Posted February 12, 2007 Have a "red snapper" sunset? :) Quote
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