wine Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Are humans the only animals that use massage to seduce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yes. All other animals use money and flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenBond Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Massage is very therapeutic; inspite of that, the times I have gone I went for pleasure using muscle stiffness as the excuse. The best massage was at a health club I belonged to when I was younger. The massage babe used hot scented oils to rub me down for 45 min after a good workout. After that she told me to bake in the dry sauna for 15 min, until tender. After a good shower I felt like a millions bucks, with my tough hide now smooth and smelling mighty purdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Massage is very therapeutic; inspite of that, the times I have gone I went for pleasure using muscle stiffness as the excuse. The best massage was at a health club I belonged to when I was younger. The massage babe used hot scented oils to rub me down for 45 min after a good workout. After that she told me to bake in the dry sauna for 15 min, until tender. After a good shower I felt like a millions bucks, with my tough hide now smooth and smelling mighty purdy. Couldn't get a masseur eh? :Guns: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wine Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 So...only humans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebody Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 monkey see, monkey do! other than that i dont think anyone else! if you talking about pleasure then many males tends to do scratching and "massaging" to females' back during mating season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobo Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Most all sexual animals do to some extent. Probably humans use touch much less than most others. Mating rituals across the spetrum are replete with ritualized contact between the sexes before any actual monkey buisnees get down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Mating rituals across the spetrum are replete with ritualized contact between the sexes before any actual monkey buisnees get down.This isn't definitive of all animals, however. Birds with elaborate plumage might do the whole mating-dance bit, but I've never seen my dog giving flowers to the neighbour's *****. It's more of a 'mission impossible' style covered approach, leopard-crawling when within visible range, ducking and diving behind the trees and shrubs, and then, when the ***** least expects is, the little bastard will pounce and have his way with her. Yes, I'm sure you could say that my dog is technically a rapist, and the neighbour's ***** a rapee. But there is not the smallest hint or inkling of foreplay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Mating rituals across the spetrum are replete with ritualized contact between the sexes before any actual monkey buisnees get down.This isn't definitive of all animals, however. Birds with elaborate plumage might do the whole mating-dance bit, but I've never seen my dog giving flowers to the neighbour's *****. It's more of a 'mission impossible' style covered approach, leopard-crawling when within visible range, ducking and diving behind the trees and shrubs, and then, when the ***** least expects is, the little bastard will pounce and have his way with her. Yes, I'm sure you could say that my dog is technically a rapist, and the neighbour's ***** a rapee. But there is not the smallest hint or inkling of foreplay there. Maybe dogs do practice foreplay, but my dog is just simply a maladjusted sex fiend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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