Turtle Posted March 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 summarize summerize summary summery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynah Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 I remember from childhood this riddle sent to a discussion programme on radio: What is the difference between a bald man, Prince Charles, an orphan, and a monkey's mother? A bald man has no hair apparentPrince Charles is an heir apparentAn orphan has nary a parentA monkey's mother is a hairy parent. Turtle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 I remember from childhood this riddle sent to a discussion programme on radio: What is the difference between a bald man, Prince Charles, an orphan, and a monkey's mother? A bald man has no hair apparentPrince Charles is an heir apparentAn orphan has nary a parentA monkey's mother is a hairy parent. :( Hoarse with laughter, I fell from my horse over a hairy parent jest. :hihi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynah Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 One of the most embarrassing mistakes of my teenage years was discovering, on receiving an essay back, that I'd written, "She whore a red dress"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 One of the most embarrassing mistakes of my teenage years was discovering, on receiving an essay back, that I'd written, "She whore a red dress"... The whore's red dress, with its trim waist, embarrassed him at the waste of fabric in the shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The whore's red dress, with its trim waist, embarrassed him at the waste of fabric in the shoulders. That reminds me (don't ask how, the man behind the curtain is not answering emails today) of a certain riddle involving a tie and a drawer. :cup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 The carpenter bored the board for use in a tie drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 The changing Moon phase did not faze the people. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 As we encounter Ethel, we see she lacks lax rope. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Govind Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 I have no idea what's happening here, I think I just don't know enough grammar! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 I was desperate to codify the disparate information confronting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 A small gasp escapes my lips as I jam my finger on the oak jamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 hail hale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynah Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Few people hail hail, but in dry countries rain does reign supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Few people hail hail, but in dry countries rain does reign supreme. With rapt attention, I read Mynah's sentence wrapped in homonyms and without any reins. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 I haven't visited this thread in a while, but I knew there would be some new wile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted April 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 A hurrah of boos greeted the server's anouncement of last call for booze. :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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