Tarantism Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of theheaviest element yet known to science. This new element has beententatively named "Governmentium".:eek2: Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which aresurrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can bedetected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 daysto complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay butinstead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistantneutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, sinceeach reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, formingisodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientiststo speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach acertain quantity in concentrations. This hypothetical quantity isreferred to as: "Critical Morass." you will know what i mean when you realize... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I'm definitely not saying that I don't believe you, but I would at least like a source. This description seems rather remarkable. I guess I'll have to google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Well, I've googled it. Were you high when you posted this? Or was it just a joke?My above post is sarcastic by the way. lol I didn't really read this post. I just skimmed it. Now that I've actually read it, it is incredibly hilarious! LMFAO. :hihi: This is one of the most creative blows to the government that I've seen. You should post this in the "The US Government is Disgusting" thread. Props to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 its actually a joke about the US government. :hihi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 its actually a joke about the US government. Hense my above post.... lol. I just beat you to it I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarantism Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 okay i will. haha! glad you got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 okay i will. haha! glad you got it! Of course i got it. lol.Not only were the made-up terms used dripping with governmental mockery, but the (fake) processes described are completely contradictory to chemistry.... and... well... Chemistry is my thing. :hihi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForensicsGuy Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 There is a new element called Administratium. It has the power to slow down all government functions. Similar to Governmentium, but far more dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 There is a new element called Administratium. It has the power to slow down all government functions. Similar to Governmentium, but far more dangerous. More powerful and dangerous than governmentium!?!? Surely such an element could not exist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspip90 Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 HAHA, I love this post... Gonna show it to my friends :lol:We don't like Bush that much, dunno why, but we do just like "all" other Europeans do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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