freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Good thing he's tethered to the engine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 After three days of watching, they were finally convinced that it was indeed the longest piss they'd ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 "So you want it a little bit shorter and take another inch off the top?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 It took no time at all for the meerkats to adapt to American society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I know I'm not a frog, but I swear it works. Just one kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 "I just can't seem to get this monkey off my back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 While everyone was elated that Trevor was rescued before he was eaten, there was tremendous concern because the giant spider remained at large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 This guy's a real shithead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 The door-to-door insurance salesman no doubt recognized the irony right before drowning. Ahud was always a bit wary of Adolph. He thought it was real funny until an 80 year old woman walked by and read his sign. Then he went home and prayed. “How old is Stan Lee?” is a question best answered by Egyptologists. TBird hosts the first ever Hypography get together. She didn’t so much “fall” off the balance beam as she did collapse like a wounded hippopotamus shrieking in ungraceful pain as it takes its last breath never to rise again. Mary, from the local Salem police department, explains that witch-burning has changed a lot in the past hundred years. The Easter bunny insisted it was possible so Kiko tired. But, fact is they’re both mammals and neither could lay an egg. The newly designed “handless umbrella” was decidedly not a success. John was known for being an efficient engineer. He used a V8 car engine for his motor and a rowboat for the frame. Efficient? Yes. But that pales in comparison to what he used as an anchor. Even Pixar is typecasting DeNiro and Pesci. Overall, Sally was pleased. It certainly wasn’t her worst blind date. On the sixth day the angels quietly agreed amongst themselves - God was no longer taking this seriously. ~modest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Good ones Modest! :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Good ones Modest! :shrug: And yours too. I just caught up on this thread this morning and I was laughing my *** off. TBird, you were spot on with this thread. :shrug: ~modest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Morris didn't realize his addiction to kitty porn would be exposed for all to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moontanman Posted August 24, 2008 Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 Just like a man, you get yours and just roll over and go to sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 “Look into the sky my lovely, see how the light illuminants the desert, giving it life. This is how your love illuminates my own life. Do you see my love… my dearest, my princess.” From experience JuJu knew this line bull was sure to get him laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thunderbird Posted August 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Click on "Monkey Balls"Monkey Balls http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6221820289188391331 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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