freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Thunderbird said: Good thing he's tethered to the engine! Quote
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Thunderbird said: After three days of watching, they were finally convinced that it was indeed the longest piss they'd ever seen. Quote
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Thunderbird said: "So you want it a little bit shorter and take another inch off the top?" Quote
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Thunderbird said: It took no time at all for the meerkats to adapt to American society. Quote
freeztar Posted August 22, 2008 Report Posted August 22, 2008 Thunderbird said: I know I'm not a frog, but I swear it works. Just one kiss. Quote
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 Thunderbird said: "I just can't seem to get this monkey off my back." Quote
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 freeztar said: While everyone was elated that Trevor was rescued before he was eaten, there was tremendous concern because the giant spider remained at large. Quote
REASON Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 Thunderbird said: This guy's a real shithead. Quote
modest Posted August 24, 2008 Report Posted August 24, 2008 Thunderbird said: The door-to-door insurance salesman no doubt recognized the irony right before drowning. Thunderbird said: Ahud was always a bit wary of Adolph. Thunderbird said: He thought it was real funny until an 80 year old woman walked by and read his sign. Then he went home and prayed. Thunderbird said: “How old is Stan Lee?” is a question best answered by Egyptologists. Thunderbird said: TBird hosts the first ever Hypography get together. freeztar said: She didn’t so much “fall” off the balance beam as she did collapse like a wounded hippopotamus shrieking in ungraceful pain as it takes its last breath never to rise again. freeztar said: Mary, from the local Salem police department, explains that witch-burning has changed a lot in the past hundred years. Thunderbird said: The Easter bunny insisted it was possible so Kiko tired. But, fact is they’re both mammals and neither could lay an egg. Thunderbird said: The newly designed “handless umbrella” was decidedly not a success. Thunderbird said: John was known for being an efficient engineer. He used a V8 car engine for his motor and a rowboat for the frame. Efficient? Yes. But that pales in comparison to what he used as an anchor. Thunderbird said: Even Pixar is typecasting DeNiro and Pesci. Thunderbird said: Overall, Sally was pleased. It certainly wasn’t her worst blind date. Thunderbird said: On the sixth day the angels quietly agreed amongst themselves - God was no longer taking this seriously. ~modest Quote
modest Posted August 24, 2008 Report Posted August 24, 2008 freeztar said: Good ones Modest! :shrug: And yours too. I just caught up on this thread this morning and I was laughing my *** off. TBird, you were spot on with this thread. :shrug: ~modest Quote
Moontanman Posted August 24, 2008 Report Posted August 24, 2008 Thunderbird said: Morris didn't realize his addiction to kitty porn would be exposed for all to see. Quote
Moontanman Posted August 24, 2008 Report Posted August 24, 2008 Thunderbird said: Just like a man, you get yours and just roll over and go to sleep! Quote
Thunderbird Posted August 25, 2008 Author Report Posted August 25, 2008 Thunderbird said: “Look into the sky my lovely, see how the light illuminants the desert, giving it life. This is how your love illuminates my own life. Do you see my love… my dearest, my princess.” From experience JuJu knew this line bull was sure to get him laid. Quote
Thunderbird Posted August 25, 2008 Author Report Posted August 25, 2008 Click on "Monkey Balls"Monkey Balls http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6221820289188391331 Quote
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