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#1 ErlyRisa

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Posted 25 March 2014 - 02:37 AM

is masturbation, really relief.

 

It is an act of existentiality, is it not?

 

If I am alone.

Then I, ponder.

and

hope

that I amy wander with that which I have seen before,

but in the setting

that I

ignored.

 

but, now that I play with myself

I have come to see.

That to masturbate

that is the true gift

the gift

that GOD gave to me.

 

 

I don't do it in haste

I do it in pleasure.

 

Is it you I think about?

Of course

That would make you proud

that you have been placed

at my beckoning

knob

to throb, at your desire

 

Now that's

existential thinking

to want

that

which I ignored.

 

 

 

Seriously....

 

I would like to see an anthropological paper on that --> was the first scientist

the one that invented fire,

just an existentialist?



#2 RainMan

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 10:11 AM

Okay, I'll be the bold one who actually responds to this. 

 

Masturbation is simply another form of sex. To quote the great Hunter S. Thompson: “Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” 

 

Masturbation is taking the easy way out. I've been working since I was 14 years old and have always had a fierce work ethic whether it comes to a paying job or working on a relationship. 

 

To be of the mindset  "I think, therefore I am" is good for brandy-soaked conversation by a fireplace with a blizzard raging outside. To take that mindset into the working world is a fools game. No one actually lives the way they think when they get deep with it. This is not a deep, real world. It's a shallow and materialistic one and you have to play that part if you want to get along.

 

Existential thinking has it's place in the world, but since this world is so advanced and most of the questions that come out of that way of thinking have either been answered or written off as being subjective, that place is on the fringe. It's in the shadows or in the back-alley pubs at closing time. 

 

In short.........stop it. Just.........stop it.


Edited by RainMan, 27 April 2014 - 10:13 AM.


#3 ErlyRisa

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 11:28 AM

Thanks:

 

I actually thought it was pretty funny.



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Posted 30 April 2014 - 06:23 PM

The poetic part of it was pretty funny actually. Now I guess all a person has to do is find a similarly poetic way to counter that. I'll admit, my response wasn't very poetic, but more like a father having a little chat with his son.



#5 ErlyRisa

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Posted 01 May 2014 - 03:24 AM

I actually luaghed at the...

 

Stop ...it, Just Stop...it responce,

 

(ie - I am the *ank*r, that can't stop masturbating)

 

--I actually don't know where it came from (the poem)

 

If you look at its structure it can be re-applied quite easily for most professions - ie. Instead of eistentiality it could be...

 

somewhat reworded for lawyers or politicians for example... I think it may make a pretty good greating card. (With work)



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Posted 29 June 2014 - 11:38 PM

Jacking off is an expression of the "WILL". when you do it, your whole universe is contained within the action you are performing. And everything ceases to exists.

Or am just full of ****.

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 09:28 AM

Jacking off is an expression of the "WILL". when you do it, your whole universe is contained within the action you are performing. And everything ceases to exists.

Or am just full of ****.

Many, people ponder about where fire came from...

 

no-one really asks the question about where masturbation came from? It is just as an important scientific discovery as the wheel! What would we do without it!



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Posted 03 July 2014 - 11:02 PM

I actually didn't do it till i was 15.
I had a raging erection everytime I detected an extra x chromosome nearby.
I think we discovered it when we realized clubbing a female then raping her is not the gentleman thing to do.