Turtle Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hi. My name is Dave, and I'm an alchoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Overdog Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 US Soccer team looses to Norway on opening day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Oh, no, no I do find you attractive, and I would like to have sex with you, its just the ...well the decapitation and cannibalistic part I’m having trouble with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I'm innocent... prewess no. it was the dog, I swear ! It was the Dooog ! After Puss did hard time for a crime he did not commit, he returned home and seeking justices, killed the lying dog along with the entire family. As the fresh sweet taste of revenge coursed though his pallet memories of long lost innocents bitterly lingered with the cruel stark nightmare his life had become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 You didn't wash your hands first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thunderbird Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 After years of therapy, it became apparent Billy's hysterical fear of bathrooms originated from repressed childhood experiences. His parents, it turns out had potty trained poor Billy at gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freeztar Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 A new study finds that bidets are unpopular among the youth of America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Don't ask, don't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 The only way I'll kiss your *** is if you drop your tail. or Is it just me or does this bowtie look like ***? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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