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Scientific Euphemisms For Common Body Dysmorphisms (Perceived)

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#1 petrushkagoogol


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Posted 13 May 2018 - 06:02 AM

Science can turn potentially depressing conditions (body dysmorphisms) into less vitriolic statements, and let off some steam.
  1. I am dark-skinned - I have a coating for better thermal sensitivity
  2. I have a bald patch - There are some locations on my scalp where the density of hair-follicles is zero
  3. I have a big nose - My olfactory organ is disproportionately augmented
  4. I have big ears - My auditory lobes are optimized for better heat dissipation
  5. I have flat feet - My distal extremities have lower strata of adipose tissue to ensure higher coefficient of friction.
Which is best according to you ?  :out: