Turtle Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 a person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. ~ henry ward beecher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't. --Robert Benchley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? --George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. --George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. --Stephen Leacock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something. --Stephen Leacock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 the surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. ~ robert benchley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. --Dave Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. --Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? --Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. --Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 the problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. ~ william butler yeats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 You can't have everything. Where would you put it? --Steven Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. --James Thurber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. --Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemit Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. --Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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