Michaelangelica 313,297 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Share Posted August 2, 2006 Before opening mouth and inserting foot, be careful to remove your shoe.....................Infygoes with one of my favourites, something like:"If you are going to be wrong do so in a loud voice!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
InfiniteNow 232,358 Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. ~Winston Churchill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Generally speaking, religion is such a kinked up affair that if it was a man he would be his father's little brother. -- Marc Twane --:lightning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boerseun 359,650 Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Hold my beer - watch this! - Boerseun's mate, just prior to writing off his car. Dark Mind and Michaelangelica 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 There is only one dis-ease people die from; and that is living. -- Beatrix A. Goodwon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boerseun 359,650 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 There is only one dis-ease people die from; and that is living. -- Beatrix A. GoodwonI'm planning on being immortal. So far, so good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 You can catch more flies in your mouth if you put a wad of rotten meat in there instead of honey. -- Beatrix A. Goodwon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelangelica 313,297 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I'm planning on being immortal. So far, so good.It's just too good not to imortalise here:- "If Life gives you lemons, eat them and choke and die, you stupid lemon-eater." Turtle 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 It's just too good not to imortalise here:- "If Life gives you lemons, eat them and choke and die, you stupid lemon-eater."I hit enter before I finished: Brotherly Conduct Of The Stupid Lemon Eater Kind ROTFLMAO:hyper: :naughty: :shrug: :hyper: :hyper: Michaelangelica 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 Marriage is the bow in the world of knotty relationships. Delicate but firm, it is only made by equal tension on two ends, and slipped apart by the tension of only one. -- Beatrix Anna Goodwon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 The essence of a coin is not in its two sides, but in its one edge. - Roger Thelonoius George /forums/images/smilies/banana_sign.gif Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Loricybin 29,365 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 The important thing is not to stop questioning. -Albert Einstein Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw - Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IDMclean 43,549 Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I'm not smart, I'm just stubbornly persistent. -Ian Mclean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 A Christian is one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. - Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boerseun 359,650 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 "It is a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."-unknown Chacmool 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 389,601 Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 There is never a cogent answer to an insipid question. - Beatrix Anna Goodwon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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