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There are two types of women in the world: those who know how men act, and those who think they'll change if we start dating them.

.....male and female. (Direct answer)   (For the hermaphrodites of the world.....look, you're just gonna have to pick one and go with it )

...die wat my taal verstaan, and the rest.

" There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.

The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?

And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. "

— Terry Pratchett (The Truth)

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" There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.

The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?

And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. "

— Terry Pratchett (The Truth)

Optimist: "The glass is half full"

Pessimist: "The glass is half empty"

Pragmatist: "The glass is exactly twice the size it should be"

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