paigetheoracle Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Those who are beautiful, young, charming, intelligent, witty, vivacious, productive, masterful and wise. And those who... enhh :shrug: who cares? I used to be young, beautiful, charming, vivacious, productive - now I'm just masterful and wise (Skip the last bit after the jokes and witty/ intelligent*) * Thought I was until I got all that flak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REASON Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 ...those that think the world revolves around them and those who don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougF Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 There are two types of people in the world - those who sit at home with nothing better to do with their time than come up with inane threads like this and those who come home from a hard days work, and like nothing better to do with their time ,than to relax reading inane threads like this! OK! I am one of those, (most fun I've had all day. [at work]) LOL now I have to post 27 and finnish reading this thread. :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougF Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 As this seems a common quote, even by me, can anyone think of funny quotes for this or has it already been done to death? When I first read this I though it might of been a bit of a dead horse!Bu t as I read through the post "The wit, the humor, the fun of it all" ...I would like to thank paigetheoracle for this thread and all who posted, Thank you. There are 2 types of people in the world...Those who babble incisively ... and those who read these post giggle quietly to them selfs and move along. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ...those who are vegetarians, and those who say they are. :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffy Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 How come Angel Eyes never said it? Because he was The Bad, and they never admit to there being two sides of anything... :shrug: ...those who throw and those who sweep... When two hunters go after the same prey, they usually end up shooting each other in the back. And we don't want to shoot each other in the back, :shrug:Buffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotex Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ...those who are vegetarians, and those who say they are. :lol:Those who ARE vegetarians, and those who EAT vegetarians. :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ...those who compose witticisms, and those who improve them. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 ...us, and THEM. Those bastards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 ...those who who how to make a mean potjie, and those who envy them. :eek: ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 ...us, and THEM. "And who knows which is which and who is who?" :singer: ~modest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ...those who are modest, and those who are not. :singer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modest Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ...those who are modest, and those who are not. :singer: :D or... Those who chew bubble gum and kick ***. ... and those who are all out of bubble gum. They live was on Spike-TV last night. I tuned in right at that quote. :singer: ~modest (*** kicker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcreation Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ...those who wash their hands before going to the bathroom,and those who wash their hands after. (But then there are two subclasses: those who wash their hands before and after they go to the bathroom, and, yes, those who don't wash their hands at all.) :singer: CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paigetheoracle Posted February 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ...us, and THEM. Those bastards... What's wrong with us bastards? You prejudiced or something? There are two types of people in the world - those who think you're talking about them and are being complimentary or derogatory, and those who only hear the exact and neutral facts as they apply to anything or anyone (scientists/ sane) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 ...those who can fix their own plumbing, and those who complain about how much plumbers charge. :shrug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Americans and non-Americans [From an American's perspective, no offence intended ;)] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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