There are 2 types of people in the world...

[paigetheoracle]

As this seems a common quote, even by me, can anyone think of funny quotes for this or has it already been done to death?

[lemit]

. . . those who divide people into two types and those who don't.

[paigetheoracle]

. . . those who divide people into two types and those who don't.

 

So obvious I should have seen it coming (and written it myself!).

[TheBigDog]

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[lemit]

So obvious I should have seen it coming (and written it myself!).

 

I don't remember where I first saw that, but I was immediately struck by its Algonquin-esque quality and, perhaps because I've spent most of my life in a scholarly environment, its accuracy. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share it.

[Turtle]

there are two types of people in the world; those who walk to work, and those who take their lunch. :phones:

[Boerseun]

...those narcissistic bastards who like to see their typing all over the net and will reply to this thread... and those who won't.

[freeztar]

Those who will ignore the last post and those who will continue the insanity...

[Donk]

There are two types of men in the world: those who admit they don't understand women, and those who lie about it.

[Buffy]

There are two types of women in the world: those who know how men act, and those who think they'll change if we start dating them.

[Jay-qu]

...those with below average intelligence and those with above.

[Turtle]

...those who can roll their tongue, and those who cant.

[sanctus]

...those who don't know that they don't know and those who know that they don't know (paraphrasing Socrates ;-) )

[REASON]

.....male and female. (Direct answer)

 

(For the hermaphrodites of the world.....look, you're just gonna have to pick one and go with it )

[Pyrotex]

... those who think there might be some practical insight or epiphany in considering how people can be divided into two groups, and those with day jobs.

[Turtle]

... those born with unattached earlobes, and those whose earlobes have to be unattached with a sharp instrument.

[Boerseun]

...die wat my taal verstaan, and the rest.