pianoman1976 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost myelectron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." :shrug: Tormod, Turtle, DougF and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric l Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost myelectron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." B) Well, as long as it is not H(for hydrogen)IV-positive... DougF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormod Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 LOL that was funny Pianoman. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkain101 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Relatively speaking.. lol....If you are you and you have a ball, if you lose that ball you are still you. Would it really be positive in its own perspective.. Just kidding, good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeztar Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zythryn Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 ROFLMAO, thank you Pianoman, I had never heard that one before:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Mercedes Benzene! hahahaa. Wow. Chemistry jokes shouldn't be this fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 proton: Hey, did you hear about the convicted gang of Hydrogen atoms? neutron: No...what happened? proton: They had to put them all in isolation to keep them from creating con-fusion in the prison. :doh: :D :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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