Boerseun Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 wife: "Does my *** look big in this dress?"Me: "Your *** looks big in anything."OUT: SuicideIN: Self-induced metabolic deprivation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 speaking of bums, if you haven't seen this yet, enjoy, no wait the other thing: http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/well-answer-her-does-that-thong-make-her-***-look-big.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted June 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 OUT: Lunatic fringe IN: Teaparty Moontanman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephalover Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I worked as a gas station attendant at a full service station for years. One of my coworkers was fond of referring to us as "Petroleum distribution technicians". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 OUT: Lunatic fringe IN: Teaparty Meh....:phones: Teaparty's all right but Red Rider is by far a better band IMHO (though Tom's solo works are somewhat questionable:hihi:) mynah- Just read an advice column with the phrase "inappropriate elimination". Turned out to mean your dog pees on the carpet.:) And here I thought it meant "impromptu assassination" (wah wah waaaaah) OUT: slavery IN: employed OUT: poor white trash IN: middle class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted June 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 OUT: snide remark IN: polite question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 OUT-Hipster In- maladjusted boomer OUT- hippie IN-Chemically altered activist OUT-Deadhead:hal_skeleton: ;) :( [sigh][sob]In-??????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 out: pornographyin: erotically salacious entertainment business out: pornographic moviein: human reproduction reenactment entertainment video out: lovein: constellation of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness stimulated by increased releases of pheromones, dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin, to the brain; in certain situations, further stimulated by oxytocin, vasopressin and endorphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFINITLYDISTRUBD Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 OUT-common sense IN-communism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racoon Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Nice turtle :hihi: - How PC of you Out: RetardIn: Short Bus Rider Out: Racist In: I was right about Obama being just a puppet of the NWO elite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedaisoul Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Tried-n-true example:Out: garbage manIn: sanitation engineerIt occurs to me to question whether "garbage man" ever was the official job title? If not, then this may merely confuse a colloquialism with a job title. On a serious note, there can be a downside to job title inflation. For example a sales person may be titled "sales manager", in which case, a sales manager may be titled "sales director". But the title "director" can have specific legal implications. In the UK (at least) company directors can be held personally liable for the company's debts if they acted "ultra vires" the company. That's a technical term for doing something that either:a) Was not in the company's memorandum and articles of association. Or...:D Was against the interests of the shareholders of the company. So if you are offered the job title "director of ...", think twice. You could be taking on more than just a fancy title! :hihi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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