Dark Mind Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 The only indoors places that allow smoking any more here are bars... And many of which, do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 thats the problem, when I go out to a pub, bar or club I come back smelling like an ashtray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Jayden... I need to come out to Australia for a Summer next year (After Probation and before signing my life away to the Navy ;).). I love the legal drinking age there and if they're also letting you in clubs... *drools* :D I'm gonna get myself thrown out of your country ;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 that probably would not be an easy task! another question to keep thread on track: Why does your toast always fall buttered side down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFaithfulStone Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Doesn't someones sig read: "There are no stupid questions but there a lot of inquisitive idiots?" Who is that? TFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anglepose Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 when i was on a cave trip a bloke asked the cave guide" how many undescovered caverns are there"down another cave someone said " how thick are the walls down here" Dark Mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edella Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 When my second grade teacher told me there is no such thing as a stupid question,I took it as a challenge... Dark Mind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anglepose Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 is the moon made out of cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CerebralEcstasy Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 My question is.......why don't grumpy people know they're grumpy? I think these people might be related to stupid people - you know the ones that don't think they're stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CerebralEcstasy Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Re: Moon made of cheese.......I think there's something entirely different going on here. See attachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chacmool Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 First one - right up Chacmool's alley (linguistically speaking, that is).Hey, very sneaky of you to slip that in! :naughty: (I'm referring to the comment, of course ;) ) What would be the plural in Latin for your butt-muscle? One butt-muscle is a Gluteus Maximus. Would a pile of butt-muscles be Gluteus Maximii, Gluteii Maximii, or Gluteii Maximus? :)The Latin plural is glutei maximi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay-qu Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 well there you go! :) how many hairs are there on my head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes Benzene Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 I was at this company party, and there was a little kid there. He randomly came up to me and asked, "Wow. Is this a party?".=.= :) <<< Was pretty much my reaction. That was a really stupid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 How about this one: Someone comes up to you and asks: "Can I ask you a question?" He's not really giving you an option there, is he? :eek_big: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted June 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Why do superheroes insist on wearing their underwear on the outside? They don't seem to be very clever in the wardrobe/laundry department... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Lou Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 when someone says "i don't know anything!"... do they really not know anything? it seems that at least they know that they do not most of the things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteNow Posted June 13, 2006 Report Share Posted June 13, 2006 Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways? Why is it called cargo when transported on a ship, but a shipment when moved by car? Why do they put Braille on the drive-up ATM machines? Channelling the spirit of George Carlin, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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