infamous Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 What did the instructor at The School for Kamikaze Pilots say to his students? "Watch closely, I'll be demonstrating this technique only once." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I don't know if the solution is humorous or not... Because I don't know the solution :lol:. Good luck all :hihi:. 'Twas in Godshome pronounced, 'twas the Abyss denounced,And in the presence of Mishakal it shall be trounced.>'Twas rumored to exist in Valhalla's sweet air,'Twill be found in an evocationists sensible lair.The silence bore tightly the sound of its whisper,And where the sound of water falls are roaring faster.Through the lies of an ancient curse it was permitted rest,In the depths of the sea its presence was confessed.'Twill be found in the Plain of Stones if it were parted,And on the backs of mutilated trees this silver will be carted.In the miser's hoard 'tis this treasure heaped with care,Yet it shall surely be lost on his son - the prodigal heir!Woe to the wretch who expels it from his sight,Fore the wrath of the spectre will instill its terrible fright!Through natures heavens will fall this majestic shower,Ah... caress it's nuturing breath, - it will soon turn sour..... What is it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Okay, this one I know the answer to. Humorous? You decide :hihi:. The poor have it.The rich need it.What is greater than God?What is more evil than the devil?If you eat it you'll die... Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Okay, this one I know the answer to. Humorous? You decide :hihi:. The poor have it.The rich need it.What is greater than God?What is more evil than the devil?If you eat it you'll die... Nothing.Nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qfwfq Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Gold!!!!!!! Of course. :hihi: I don't know if the solution is humorous or not... Because I don't know the solutionBut... if you don't know the solution, how do you know it's humourous? :lol: Valhalla was Norse mythology but with google I find Mishakal to be Krynn, which appears to be some pseudo-mythology presumeably invented by dungeon game makers. I tend to suppose the whole poem is too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I know a word of letters three.Add two, and fewer there will be. What' the word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigD Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I know a word of letters three.Add two, and fewer there will be. What' the word?"Ten" + "th" = "Tenth"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Nothing?Highlight the whole post... The answer's on the bottom :eek2:. CraigD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Ten" + "th" = "Tenth"?Very good improv; but that ain't the word I'm looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormod Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I know a word of letters three.Add two, and fewer there will be. What' the word? "few" + "er" = "fewer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 "few" + "er" = "fewer".Hey Tormod you win the gold star, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Lighter than what I am made of,More of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qfwfq Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 An iceberg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 An iceberg?I thought for sure someone would have figured out the answer to this one by now. At any rate...............here is the answer: An Iceberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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