I was just notified by e-mail that I have won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. See, people actually do win with PCH. My prize check should arrive in 3-5 weeks. Yep, that $5.00 check will go a long way toward paying for my insulin to keep me alive. Good times...good times. On a positive note, we shouldn't be hearing from these bozo's for a while.
Posted 28 April 2019 - 09:00 AM
Congratulations! Don't spend it all in one place.
I am thinking of just framing it as a reminder of what fools all dreamers can be.
Posted 11 May 2019 - 09:07 PM
Woo hoo!!! My Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes winnings came in today's mail. Security must not be a big priority since it came in a #10 window envelope with "Prize Check Enclosed" in bold print under my address. If I still smoked, that $5.00 wouldn't even buy me a pack of generic butts. Yeah, I think I am going to frame that sucker just for the halibut. The odds of winning were pitifully small to start with, but odds of winning again (with any significant amount over $5.00) are astronomically small. Any statisticians want to crunch the numbers for their own amusement? Alternatively do any astronomers want to lecture me on how inaccurate the statement "astronomically small" is?