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If Plato Had Been A Chemistry Professor .....


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#1 petrushkagoogol

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Posted 10 March 2018 - 03:50 AM

If Plato had been a Chemistry professor what would his philosophy look like -
 
* Be free of all bonds, be a valence electron !
* Form covalent pairs. That way you won't feel charged up.
* Never let your pH get too acidic
* Once in a while let go of some steam
* We were born as carbon, live as carbon and die as carbon.
* Name your first born as Galena if female.
* Never arrange a meeting between anyone with the surnames Lavoisier and Cavendish OR ELSE  :irked:
 
Do you think it would be bizarre to have Plato with his fundamentals as Chemical Engineering ?  :sherlock:
 


#2 exchemist

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Posted 10 March 2018 - 09:40 AM

Berk.