Dark Mind Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Chemistry gone funny :hihi:. Didn't you post something about this in the Chemistry Forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockytriton Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 I stole this one from bbspot.com: Top 11 Yo Momma insults for Physicists: 11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.10. Yo momma's so ugly Schroedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed.9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe.8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch".7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'.6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system.5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity.4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand".3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe.2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon.1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Medical/philosophical question: If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chacmool Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Medical/philosophical question: If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating? Or is it some kind of incest? :hihi: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockytriton Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 Medical/philosophical question: If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating? I'm all for human cloning, well, only if the clones are clones of hot women. Can you imagine how much more peaceful the world would be if every man had a hot chick, they would'nt have any time to fight each other! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 I think the entire California High School Proficiency Examination should be posted in this section :hihi:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starrmtn001 Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra... And said: "Oh! what a pair to draw to." :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starrmtn001 Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 2 Originals What brand of toothpaste to gerbils use?Arm & Hampster. - MP '92 Vampires, love in vein.- MP '90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Did you folks all hear that Viagra has an answer for all you fellows that are unhappy with your girlfriends appearance. Take it regularly and you'll go blind.A good mix is to take 1 Viagra and 1 Prozac. ...if you don't get some, you won't care about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamous Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Medical/philosophical question: If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating? Your gay and masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathogen Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 What's black and screams?-Stevie Wonder answering his iron. Hilarious video! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Thisi s a hilarious phone number. The number is 1-888-TAG-ASST (1-888-824-2778), I don't know if it works outside of the states, but if you are in the US you should definitely give this number a call . Call it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Your gay and masturbating. I dunno, I think your just gay:shrug: ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qfwfq Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boerseun Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age.So you would technically be a gay incestuous child-molesting wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathogen Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 What if you had a sex change first, so your clone was no longer identical to you. If you had sex with it then, you would neither be gay nor masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mind Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 I still think you would be gay, mainly because at one time you were the same sex as your clone, the fact that you had a sex change would only alter your physical appearance... Not your physical being. The fact that you got a sex change would not change the fact that you are homosexual, it would only mean that you are trying to make it (sex) more enjoyable to either yoursellf or others you fornicate with ;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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