Fortunately...Unfortunately...

[freeztar]

Fortunately, Keith wasn't far away. He had been tracking Pamela through a beacon surreptitiously placed on the bottom of one of the stolen bottles. Keith could almost smell the agave nectar and knew it wouldn't be long.

[Larv]

Unfortunately, Larv is inflamed with jealousy over the beautiful Pamela. He’s gone off in his butterfly stage. He's morphed a deadly stinger out of his mating proboscis, and now he’s out hunting for Keith and Michael with extreme prejudice. This could get real nasty before it’s over.

[pamela]

fortunately Pamela found keith, who had now resorted to riding his schwinn and had given up his manual.Keith who had been enraged, was now putty in Pamela's arms after one sultry wink of her long lashed eyes(loreal black ultra rich). She scooped him up upon her Indian and they headed off to Nabiru. Michael, after having resurrected Larv, opted to meditate for his one millionth hour and was unaware of Larv's evil plot

[TheBigDog]

Unfortunately lower life forms are unfamiliar with the laws of physics and math. They are not college educated to understand the impacts of their actions and how they are an integrated part of the cosmos. On a tree in Mexico a Monarch Butterfly spread its wings for the first time letting them dry and stiffen in the morning sun. Soon a breeze was passing across it, beckoning it to put them to use. It fluttered once, twice, then launched itself into the air in a smooth glide. It was harmonious, riding the smooth flow of air for what seemed like an eternity, and then it flapped ever so gently, yet just enough to, set into motion the most ludicrous chain of events culminating with a tragic fire at the Petrone factory.

[pamela]

fortunately, Pamela, whose stash was now dwindling due to having taken keith in and his overwhelming consumption of tequila, was hot on the trail to quench the fire at the factory.She stopped briefly to seek Michaels noted skill in the rain making dance who in turn created a torrential downpour from the heavenlies.Meanwhile, Moontanman, was drinking himself silly on the moonshine elixir, and divulged Pamelas and keiths whereabouts to Larv.After a quick draught of the elixir, Larv was off to find his secret partner in crime.None other than, Bill the Swill who was often known to imbibe and get quite chatty with the females while doing so

[pamela]

unfortunately for larv, Bill was recovering from an all night party with his ole pal Moontanman and several cute alien chicks, and wasnt quite up for larv's shenanigans. Meanwhile, Pamela, who had grown quite fond of keith, prepared him a shot of espresso in the hopes that it might curtail his alcoholic tendencies, and of course limit his abuse of her stash

[freeztar]

Fortunately, the espresso hit the spot and keith decided to return Pamela's stash. (though a few bottles were missing :) )

[Tormod]

Unfortunately, one of the missing bottles contained - through a pure, cosmic accident - bacteria from an alien species picked up on a spaceflight. This bacteria would cause instant madness in whoever drank it. It having been a stressful week, Keith was down to only a single bottle left of the ones he "borrowed" from Pamela. And he was getting very thirsty.

[pamela]

fortunately for Keith, Michael Mooney was on the next planet over from Nabiru, and was quickly summoned thru mental telepathy from Pamela, once the madness started. Michael, who could never really say no to assisting Pamela( once he saw that Loreal red14 on her full lips) used his transpersonal powers of madness removal, via loss of ego, to eradicate any and all sociopathic tendencies.

[freeztar]

Unfortunately, he was so preoccupied with his zen meditation that he didn't realize the comet that was heading straight for him and Pamela.

[TheBigDog]

Fortunately, the view from the comet was spectacular.

[pamela]

unfortunately for the comet, Pamela was able to blast the comet off its course with a secret nuclear weapon previously given her by none other than that famous rocket scientist himself and former beau, Modest. Now poor Modest, unable to unleash himself from his perpetual motion machine, was forever trapped there in motion and absent from time and quite frankly, reality as well.

 

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[freeztar]

Fortunately, the perpetual motion machine was running out of steam. It wouldn't be long before time was once again established, for both Modest and the approaching comet.

[pamela]

unfortunately, it wasn't steam that was generating the motion machine, but that formerly elusive, higgs boson. It had finally been observed and of course put to good use in the perpetual machine, by just a regular curious joe named Jay-Qu. Now this cat, just wasted his time on the internet, never indulging in any type of formal study, and well ya know, just kinda figured the whole thing out while perusing old data found on an ancient site named Hypog or something.

 

 

 

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